BRAIN TEASER JOKES

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1 In what battle did Napoleon die?
ANSWER: The last one
2 where was t5he declaration of independence signed?
ANSWER: On the bottom of the page
3 River Ravi flows in which state?
ANSWER: Liquid state
4 What is the main reason for Divorce?
ANSWER: Marriage
5 What is the main reason for exams?
ANSWER: Failure
6 what can you never eat for breakfast?
ANSWER: Lunch and dinner
7 What looks like half an apple?
ANSWER: The other half
8 If you threw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become?
ANSWER: Simply, a wet stone
9 How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
ANSWER: Easy, sleep at night
10 How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
ANSWER:  You can never lift an elephant that has one hand
11 If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have?
ANSWER: a very large hand
12 If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long will it take 4 men to build it.?
ANSWER: no time at all, the wall was already built
13 How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

ANSWER: any way you want, because wall is very had to crack

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