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NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT AND THEIR PRIORITY (PLEASE STOP MAKING NOISE)

I am a 24 carat Nigerian with no apology to anyone. It pains me that when some people are working hard to make the country better some are working hard to destroy all they have spent their lives to achieve. The most painful thing the past administration did to the populace is the issue of selection in the name of election. This showing in all facets of daily lives. Talk about people who came to party through the back door will always act like gatecrashers. I don’t know how to tell diplomatic lies so I will be straight with you. How can Nigeria be talking about early warning satellite when the most basic thing like power is still not in every home in Nigeria? Maybe they just want to join the bandwagon of the global community. If they are talking about communication satellite maybe that would have been understandable but early warning that is the most foolish thing they will ever do to the populace. We have so many problems as common men in this country that when I sometimes he...

BRAIN TEASER JOKES

1 In what battle did Napoleon die? ANSWER: The last one 2 where was t5he declaration of independence signed? ANSWER: On the bottom of the page 3 River Ravi flows in which state? ANSWER: Liquid state 4 What is the main reason for Divorce? ANSWER: Marriage 5 What is the main reason for exams? ANSWER: Failure 6 what can you never eat for breakfast? ANSWER: Lunch and dinner 7 What looks like half an apple? ANSWER: The other half 8 If you threw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become? ANSWER: Simply, a wet stone 9 How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? ANSWER: Easy, sleep at night 10 How can you lift an elephant with one hand? ANSWER:  You can never lift an elephant that has one hand 11 If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have? ANSWER: a very large hand 12 If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long will it take 4 men to build it.? A...